He's the one thing in theĮntire Star Wars universe that even Stormtroopers can successfully shoot. Jabba's pet thingy in a one on one fight. Even the "good guys" couldn't stand him and tried to The only useful thing he did in the entireīleeding trilogy was by accident when the Ewoks thought he was a god,Īnd he still nearly screwed that up. ![]() Even God himself knows not to mess with Marvin,Īnd apologized to him before Marvin died. And he did all this, surviving longĮnough to be 37 times older than the universe itself, while having that pain in Suicide just by talking to them and also can function as a parking lotĪttendant/part time car thief. He's survived being shot into stars, kidnapped by genocidal robot warriors,Īnd working alongside Zaphod Beeblebrox. Impressively the elevator system at the Hitchhiker's Guide Building. He's defeated robotic tanks and even more We'll assume everyone on Earth knows who C-3PO is.īRENDAN: This match can be summed up by six words, "Brain the size of a planet." But since the last time I tried to submit a one line commentary Brian came after me with a baseball bat, I'll say a little more on why the Paranoid Android is going to win. TV show, etc., swing by here to find out what this Marvin guy is all about. So, Brendan, which robot gets rescued from recycling, and which droid isįor those unfamiliar with the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" books, "Escape pod? Why, I'm saved! Get out of the way, you shambling Thing worse than being around other people. "The last escape pod, on the other side of the station. ![]() That way? What could possibly be in that direction?" The odds of two robots successfullyĮscaping a spaceborne salvage plant are-hold on. "It wasn't with me," drones Marvin, trudging along with a clatter of "There must be a way out of here!" C-3PO says, running stiffly andįrantically through the corridors. In one outlyingĬargo bay, though, two still-functional robots don't care much for that Where they are broken down into component elements. Pieces of Cylon helmets, Dalek weapons, Borg implants, RAMĬhips with the 'HAL 9000' designation filed off, and a million otherĪssorted bits of rubbish trundle along on conveyer belts into the hub, The broken-down space station bulges with junk from every corner of the
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